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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pitch about tax credits is just a data entry error.
Professional door-knocker, spreadsheet enthusiast, professional smile-wearer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated door-knocking without the awkward small talk.
toast.you▸ SUNBOT OUTREACH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates instant financial ROI during cold calls
You walk neighborhoods knocking on doors to sell solar panels and explain complex financing options to homeowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a homeowner is ready to sign despite their skepticism.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Algorithms identify the perfect roofs for maximum sun exposure.
Month 4
Personalized digital offers replace your generic sales pitch.
Month 9
Drones inspect roofs to verify panel fit without human presence.
Month 13
Auto-approval software handles credit checks in three seconds flat.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system signs the contracts automatically; you are now legacy code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
45
Doors knocked daily
98%
Average rejection rate
12
Hours spent on paperwork
Your severance
One free solar panel, installed at your own risk.
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