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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets and doorsteps are currently being liquidated by a script.
Managing quotas while selling dreams of net-zero energy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the clouds clear.
ow.you▸ SUNBOT LEAD-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclose leads using predictive psychological modeling
You track lead conversions, manage agent quotas, and pitch residential battery arrays to homeowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a homeowner's eyes during a closing pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over routing leads to prevent agent human error.
Month 4
Scripts rewrite themselves based on real-time customer sentiment analysis.
Month 8
Satellite imagery and 3D modeling replace your roof inspections.
Month 13
A chat agent manages financing contracts directly with the customer.
Month 18 · D-Day
The office lights turn off as the bot closes its final deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 percent
Average conversion rate
4 cups daily
Cold coffee consumption
Too many
Angry homeowner calls
Your severance
One free solar panel, installed at your own expense.
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