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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling the sun is hard, but selling a spreadsheet is easier.
Professional dreamer of panels and high-margin hardware.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Capital allocation without the need for charisma.
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delivers pitch decks that never blink
You pitch investors to fund hardware rollouts and manage cash flow across complex supply chains and long installation cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with a straight face during a series-A crunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your burn rate and pitch decks are fed into the system.
Month 6
Virtual agents replace your high-stakes board meeting dinner chats.
Month 13
Algorithms dictate the product pivot based on real-time market data.
Month 20
Automated treasury management keeps the company alive without your ego.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board notifies you that the algorithm is cheaper and saner.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
too high
Average burn rate
tri-weekly
Pivot frequency
absurd
Investor coffee bill
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete zone.
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