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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEnjoy the view from the roof while you still legally can.
High-altitude cable-wrangler with a questionable lower-back situation.
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The sun never sleeps, neither should installation.
glub.youAI▸ ROOFCRAWLER MK-IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
tightens rooftop bolts with perfect calibrated pressure
You mount aluminum rails and heavy glass panels on uneven roofs. You wire the electrical connections for grid power.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural integrity of a rotting wooden roof by feel alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras map your roof layout to generate installation coordinates.
Month 12
Magnetic guide units place your mounting rails without human help.
Year 2.1
Automated lift arms hoist heavy glass units to the roof.
Year 3.1
Precision end-effectors click electrical connectors into place securely.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system finishes the entire roof without a human present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
12 percent
Roof shingles damaged
45 minutes
Average panel install time
High
Fear of heights
Your severance
A slightly used harness and a ladder discount.
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