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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou explain software features to people who aren't even listening.
Professional slide-deck narrator and feature list enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Demos that never need a bathroom break.
shred.you▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every discovery call with fake empathy
You map client business needs to product features and demo the software. Your job is mostly slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a demo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI auto-generates your slide decks based on CRM data.
Month 6
Video agents host interactive product walkthroughs for customers.
Month 11
Chat models map client needs directly into feature checklists.
Month 15
Remote software bots handle all client status calls alone.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,000 yearly
Demo hours wasted
112 slides
Slides per deal
99 percent
Fake enthusiasm level
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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