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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsConverting your complex client workshops into a single spreadsheet output.
Professional slide-jockey and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague requests into billable code faster.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by deleting dissenting email threads
You align technical capabilities with client business needs through endless slide decks and scoping meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client decides not to buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest requirements to generate instant, flaw-free statements of work.
Month 5
Visual engines produce presentation decks based on live project telemetry.
Month 13
Real-time agents sit in calls and summarize actions without human input.
Month 21
Algorithms resolve stakeholder conflicts by calculating optimal compromise paths.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The consulting office closes as machines manage the entire lifecycle alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
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Slides produced per day
18 minutes
Average snooze on calls
99 percent
Buzzword density index
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-summary service.
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