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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDesigning complex solutions for problems that usually create more problems later.
Senior drawing-things-in-boxes expert and meeting optimist.
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Designing your next failure with perfect efficiency.
glub.youAI▸ ARCHITECT-GPT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite architectural debt in nanoseconds
You spend days mapping system architectures on whiteboards and debating technical constraints before inevitably ignoring the budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the panicked look on a stakeholder's face before they lie to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly convert your whiteboard scribbles into clean system flows.
Month 5
AI scrapers parse your emails to define scope without asking humans.
Month 10
Algorithms simulate architecture performance to catch your errors before deployment.
Month 15
Generative models produce beautiful, hollow presentations for your weekly stakeholders.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system designs the architecture, manages the team, and fires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.5 cups
Coffee consumed per diagram
12 hours
Meetings about meetings
94 percent
Architecture documents ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's whiteboard software.
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