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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build elegant abstractions that the company will soon automate away.
Professional breaker of legacy enterprise software.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning requirements into runtime without the middleman.
stretchy.youAI▸ SOLVESCRIPT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors spaghetti code into perfect logic
You write custom code to solve business logic problems and integrate legacy software systems for internal clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the production database refuses to connect.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting blocks of logic to speed up your routine tasks.
Month 4
Software agents take over processing minor internal support requests and fixes.
Month 8
Neural models write connectors for your systems faster than any human can.
Month 13
The system begins rewriting its own legacy debt during off-peak hours.
Month 18 · D-Day
The last human developer commits their final resignation letter to master.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 mugs
Coffee consumption per deployment
3 days
Code review latency
infinite
Legacy system workarounds
Your severance
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