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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional delegator who builds career paths for machines to eventually walk
Professional architect shepherd and spreadsheet enthusiast
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Management without the career growth talk
blub.you▸ DIRECTORBOT ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises team output for maximum shareholder value
You track architect productivity and sell technical concepts to leads. Your job is mostly glorified spreadsheet management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about the project timeline with total confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your team output and reassign tasks automatically.
Month 4
Language models write your thought leadership blog posts instantly.
Month 8
Sales bots run the tech calls without your presence.
Month 13
Software assigns skill badges to staff instead of mentoring.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board replaces your entire department with a dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
28 hours
Meaningless meetings per week
94 percent
Architecture diagrams ignored
500 to 1
Sales fluff to actual code ratio
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app
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