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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling overpriced hardware that robots could optimize with one spreadsheet update.
Aligning internal strategies, one expensive lunch at a time.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
toast.youAI▸ SYNCSALES-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates price quoting for complex multi-product tenders
You pitch complex flow meters and pressure sensors while pretending corporate alignment is a human-only value proposition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a client's eyes during a closing dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM records are moved to an AI that speaks engineering.
Month 5
AI models generate custom sensor configurations faster than you can type.
Month 12
High-res cameras and vision software replace your walk-through tours.
Month 16
AI aligns internal goals without needing to schedule a meeting.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system replaces you and sends the final quarterly report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 percent
Coffee-break downtime
11 hours weekly
Internal strategy meetings
0.4 percent
Cold-call success rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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