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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to fake genuine rapport is just a data bottleneck.
Professional ghoster of CTOs and master of the lunch invoice.
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Closing enterprise deals without the expensive lunches.
glub.youAI▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive follow-up sequences indefinitely
You hunt for enterprise leads and push complex contracts over the finish line. It is mostly expensive talking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CTO is secretly hating you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI mimics your tone to spam prospects with personalized lies.
Month 5
Synthetic avatars attend demo calls so you do not have to.
Month 10
Algorithms handle discount thresholds and contract redlining autonomously.
Month 20
Systems analyze sentiment data to predict exactly when to push.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales floor is replaced by a single quiet server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
450 USD
Average lunch spent per deal
92 percent
Emails sent without reply
100 percent
Probability of fake enthusiasm
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a generic coffee mug.
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