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April 19, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague business guesses into expensive, unnecessary machine logic updates.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet visionary.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated slide generation for total corporate apathy.
blub.you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks to stall all action
You draft slide decks to justify budget spend and map out abstract business workflows for client meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep a straight face during a 4-hour alignment meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent pulls data from logs to generate pitch decks.
Month 4
Vision models replace the need for manual process workflow diagrams.
Month 8
Automated agents handle all executive alignment and communication tasks.
Month 13
The system determines its own ROI and budget allocation plans.
Month 18 · D-Day
The company stops asking humans to define business strategies entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
480
Slides produced per quarter
94%
Meaningless buzzword density
1200
Meetings with no outcome
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation written by a cold script.
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