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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYou are just a human interface for a database error code.
Senior incident-triage veteran, currently hostage to SAP version sprawl.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the customer blinks.
bzzt.youAI▸ INCIDENTFLOW AI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects legacy code errors mid-deployment
You triage global SAP commerce tickets and hunt for root causes in production. You translate errors for bored clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of feigning empathy when a client loses thousands in revenue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts labelling your tickets with precise root cause analysis.
Week 11
Your manual responses are replaced by auto-generated, context-aware email templates.
Month 5
Routine SAP version breaks are fixed by automated sandbox testing bots.
Month 8
Clients receive automated diagnostics instead of waiting for your update.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the system runs perfectly without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99.9 percent
Human emotional overhead
infinite
SAP version compatibility
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the documentation you never read.
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