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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell maritime dreams while your own career slowly sinks.
Professional dream-seller for ships that never leave port
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the lunch meetings
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automates security audits during your coffee break
You pitch software to ship fleets and answer endless security questionnaires from stressed IT departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is lying about their technical requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate perfect sales decks from your meeting notes.
Week 8
A script pulls answers from past questionnaires to fill new ones.
Month 6
Digital presenters handle all first-contact calls without your input.
Month 10
The software adjusts deal terms in real-time based on buyer data.
Month 13 · D-Day
Sales teams become legacy systems as the bots sign the contracts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14,000 yearly
Slides built
99 percent
Vendor questions ignored
12 daily
Maritime puns deployed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital port
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