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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou specialize in charging clients for meetings about meetings.
Professional slide deck architect and meeting room mediator.
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Billable hours without the coffee breaks.
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generates project timelines that nobody ever reads
You translate business requirements into technical slide decks and manage consultant resource utilization to maximize billable hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about your estimate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents record client meetings to build requirements automatically.
Month 5
Generative models produce status reports and slides without human input.
Month 10
Algorithms map consultant availability against project needs with zero friction.
Month 15
AI-managed workflows resolve budget disputes through predefined logic gates.
Month 21 · D-Day
The client is successfully managed by an automated interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42 slides
Average deck slide count
78 percent
Billable utilization rate
112 terms
Vague buzzwords per hour
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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