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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou design the bridges that no one actually wants to cross.
Drawing boxes on whiteboards until the vision shifts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting your obsolescence without the meetings.
stretchy.youAI▸ DESIGNLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses project scope into single file
You map out complex technical architecture and translate business goals into functional requirements for engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their technical budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate architectural drafts directly from meeting transcripts.
Month 5
Real-time sync tools update user stories as business needs fluctuate.
Month 13
Logic algorithms simulate engineering constraints to shut down impossible sales pitches.
Year 1.9
Systems generate and update technical documentation automatically from the codebase.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The design engine fully automates the product lifecycle without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Slides created per week
78%
Requirement drift percentage
20 hours
Time spent in discovery calls
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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