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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsProfessional cloud-gazer turning vague corporate anxieties into expensive, PowerPoint-shaped problems.
Turning 'let's circle back' into a full-time career.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning chaos into spreadsheets, instantly.
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generates perfect slide decks during lunch
You translate business needs into technical requirements while managing cross-functional teams and chasing high-level stakeholder sign-off.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is secretly planning to fire everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes your project history to map every decision.
Month 5
Automated logic creates project plans without needing your endless meetings.
Month 12
A refined chatbot handles all client inquiries with total cold indifference.
Month 16
Smart software denies every request you used to fight to get.
Year 2 · D-Day
A single script performs your entire role in three milliseconds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
42
Acronyms per hour
114
Slide deck page count
0.8
Coffee-to-vague-answer ratio
Your severance
One free pass to a LinkedIn Thought Leadership seminar.
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