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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional PowerPoint presenter who trades commissions for expensive steak dinners.
Professional bridge-builder between 'too technical' and 'too expensive'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than a human lunch.
squeeze.you▸ VENDORBOT SYNC-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every follow-up email immediately
You bridge the gap between complex software products and bored buyers. You turn technical jargon into commission checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop the pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your decks are now drafted instantly by generative visual models.
Month 5
Software updates deal stages based on actual email interaction metrics.
Month 10
Interactive AI agents now run demos better than your pitch.
Month 15
Clients prefer buying directly through portals without your lunch costs.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is deleted and the client portal handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
200 USD
Average lunch spent
42
Slides shown daily
1.5
Meaningful work hours
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gift card.
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