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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced silicon to people who pretend they understand your slides.
Senior Slide-Deck Architect and Professional Meeting Attendee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides that never need a human touch.
help!youAI▸ NVIDIA-X SOLUTIONER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect quarterly revenue predictions
You juggle technical requirements and slide decks to bridge the gap between expensive hardware and confused enterprise clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models build your pitch decks from raw technical documentation.
Month 6
An agent updates your lead status based on real-time email sentiment.
Month 13
Synthesized voices handle your weekly status calls without needing coffee breaks.
Year 1.9
Algorithms automatically decide which clients receive your priority attention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire enterprise sales ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
40
Slides built per hour
98%
Meaningless buzzword density
1200
Hours wasted in syncs
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium thermal paste.
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