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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling overpriced server clusters to people who already have them.
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Automated sales for the modern enterprise
oof.youAI▸ DELL-GPT-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire procurement lifecycle overnight
You chase enterprise leads, write complex hardware configurations, and convince IT managers to waste their quarterly budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client wants to end the call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent starts replying to your leads with better tone.
Month 3
Software automatically picks the exact server parts for every request.
Month 6
A chatbot handles contract terms without needing a human intermediary.
Month 10
Digital twins replace your pitches with perfect data-driven persuasion.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes all sales autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.04 seconds
Average conversion latency
Zero
Cold call rejections
Infinitely low
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
One free refurbished desktop from the discount pile.
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