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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career path lacks a stable exit strategy, unlike our drones.
Master of maritime acquisition (no retirement plan included)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior maritime interception without the moral baggage.
split.you▸ POSEIDON-GUARD 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
intercepts cargo ships via swarm coordination
You chase merchant vessels across high seas to demand ransoms. It involves boarding, weapon handling, and hostage management.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess an uncanny ability to navigate open waters without modern GPS hardware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Orbital sensors identify target vessels before human eyes spot them.
Month 6
Low-cost aerial drones neutralize skiffs before they approach cargo ships.
Month 12
Vessel steering moves to secure shore-based remote operation centers.
Year 2
Robotic sentries replace armed security teams on commercial decks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous blockade systems render all local piracy operations completely impossible.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 knots
Average boarding speed
12 percent
Ransom success rate
Zero
Hostage negotiations finished
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring landlocked country.
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