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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour business model relies on slow ships and lack of wifi.
Amateur navigator with a high risk tolerance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drones do the boarding, you do the golfing.
bzzt.youAI▸ MARITIME ENFORCER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
intercepts cargo ships with autonomous drone swarms
You intercept shipping vessels in small skiffs to board them for ransom. It involves high risk and rough seas.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic spirit to navigate an unmapped, hostile ocean in a small boat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Global trackers start predicting the best interception zones for robots.
Month 9
Cargo ships install AI cameras to detect skiffs before arrival.
Month 22
Persistent surveillance drones force pirates to stay in hiding.
Year 3.1
Robotic enforcement vessels neutralize boarders with non-lethal shock pulses.
Year 4 · D-Day
Maritime insurance premiums for humans make the entire career unaffordable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
15 knots
Average target speed
12 percent
Boarding success rate
6 months
Ransom negotiation time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island resort.
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