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Will AI replace Song Artist jobs? · Latest report #wgbtpzsx
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour creative spark is just a pattern waiting for better math.
Creative visionary with too many unfinished demos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite melodies, zero ego.
brr.you▸ MUSE-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates chart-topping pop hits on demand
You spend days obsessing over chord progressions and melodies. Computers are already doing it in nanoseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a song live while sweating through a cheap shirt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The software scans your entire back catalog to find your tropes.
Month 4
It adopts your vocal timbre and songwriting habits perfectly.
Month 8
New releases are generated and uploaded while you are sleeping.
Month 13
Listeners prefer the machine because it never misses a note.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your public profile is fully automated and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
10000
Average songs per day
too slow
Human emotional latency
negligible
Cost per million streams
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our background noise generator.
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