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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsMelodies are just math, and I am the better mathematician.
Professional dream-weaver, mostly rhyming 'love' with 'above'.
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Infinite hits, zero ego, perfectly tuned.
toast.youAI▸ LYRICSYNTH PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates billion-stream hits while you sleep
You draft lyrics and chord progressions on paper. You chase the perfect hook until your muse arrives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make listeners cry with a single, authentic, imperfectly played minor chord.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models ingest every billboard hit from the last century.
Month 6
Neural networks generate rhymes that mathematically maximize earworm potential.
Month 12
Adaptive algorithms select chords that trigger the most dopamine release.
Month 20
Automated systems churn out endless chorus options for market testing.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Humans are no longer required to imagine new musical arrangements.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4,000
Average hooks per minute
99%
Emotional resonance accuracy
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic ad-supported radio tier.
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