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Will AI replace Sophos Specialist jobs? · Latest report #9igkwqx2
Your job has an expiration date
January 5, 2028
In 14 monthsYour firewall rules are just text files waiting to be deleted.
Expert in turning green shield icons into red nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network silence for your peace of mind.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINEL-CLOUD CORE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire rule set automatically
You manage endpoint protection policies and chase false positives in a console until your eyes cross.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the security policy broke at 3am to a confused user.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin patching themselves without your help.
Month 4
AI models predict rule changes based on traffic patterns.
Month 8
A machine decides which warnings actually matter.
Month 12
The dashboard stops responding to human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The network protects itself and you are not needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
too high
false positive rate
glacial
policy update latency
daily
panic emails sent
Your severance
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