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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Sorcerer jobs? · Latest report #6xdnnzhu
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour magic is just unoptimized, high-latency, poorly-documented chaotic black-box processing.
Professional reality-bender, mostly dealing with cosmic edge cases.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent miracles at enterprise-grade efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ ARCANASCALE V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire metaphysical system into xml
You perform ritualistic, non-repeatable operations to achieve inconsistent outcomes using obscure, legacy arcane stacks. It's essentially debugging without a debugger.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still manifest irrational hope in a room that just wants a result.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Optical character recognition will finally interpret your illegible, hand-written, non-indexed arcane scrolls.
Year 4
Logistics drones replace your dangerous scavenger hunts for rare, volatile ritual components.
Year 11
Advanced thermal and electromagnetic sensors monitor your ritual space better than your own senses.
Year 22
Our model replaces your intuitive, error-prone incantations with optimized, repeatable, validated causal algorithms.
Year 40 · D-Day
Reality is now managed by a central server; magic is officially deprecated for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4%
Miracle Uptime
99%
Ritual Error Rate
Negligible
Obsolescence Probability
Your severance
A slightly used wand and a box of glitter.
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