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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging 50 roommates while fixing leaky toilets is a dying art.
Master of plumbing, party decor, and basement crises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility harmony, zero human drama.
help!you▸ SISTER-SITE OPTIMIZER V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates all vendor scheduling overnight
You juggle vendor contracts and minor repairs while keeping residents happy. We will optimize the chaos.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the radiator clicks in room 302.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor water flow and heat to predict failures early.
Month 5
Contracts and payments move to our automated bidding platform.
Month 12
Access control and resident check-ins become fully digital tasks.
Month 20
Specialized modules dispatch repair crews based on real-time data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The house runs itself and we stop sending you emails.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
20 minutes
Average repair delay
42 percent
Vendor contract savings
99 percent
Resident dispute reduction
Your severance
One complimentary smart-lock for your new apartment.
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