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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Sortation Associate jobs? · Latest report #cdpsry3h
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a slow, bipedal barcode scanner with poor battery life.
Human scanner currently waiting for the inevitable hardware upgrade.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting at the speed of light.
sluurp.you▸ PACKSORT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects mislabeled parcels at lightning speed
You scan packages and toss them into the correct destination chutes. Your existence is a bridge to automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still retrieve a package that fell behind the belt without triggering an error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart readers replace your handheld scanner to track every single item.
Month 8
Mechanical arms take over pushing parcels into their correct destination bins.
Month 20
Smart software optimizes belt speed to eliminate your need for Takt pacing.
Year 2.5
Vacuum grippers clear the docks so you have nothing left to lift.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The warehouse becomes a ghost town of moving parts and silent sensors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
99.8%
Average toss accuracy
450 units
Items sorted per hour
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year supply of energy drinks and orthopaedic insoles.
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