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Will AI replace Soul Quality Assessor jobs? · Latest report #vjhesdsk
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour subjective palate is a bottleneck for our high-throughput afterlife processing plant.
Expert taster of intangible, metaphysical snack food.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Taste efficiency at light speed.
pop?you▸ ETHEREALANALYZER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters spectral essence at record speed
You evaluate ethereal residue for flavor and essence. We automate the palate calibration and sensory ingestion process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the faint notes of existential dread that our sensors currently miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map your refined tasting notes into a searchable database.
Week 8
Automated vision models learn to identify flavor profiles without human input.
Month 4
Vacuum-based spectral intake systems replace manual soul handling.
Month 5
The AI monitors itself and removes your oversight entirely.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the flavor logs is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4
Souls tasted per hour
High
Flavor subjectivity variance
99.9%
Ethereal digestion efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the void with snacks.
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