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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour metaphysical monopoly ends when our algorithm starts snacking on ghosts.
The only employee who actually gets ghosted by clients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Taste souls without the moral baggage.
splat.you▸ ETHEREALBYTE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests spiritual essence during your coffee break
You evaluate the flavor profiles of non-corporeal essences. We automate this via spectral-signal analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, haunting intuition for the existential notes of a distressed soul.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the resonance signatures you currently intuit manually.
Week 9
Neural networks correlate spiritual vibrations to known flavor profiles.
Month 3
Software replaces your intuition with precise, high-speed binary grading.
Month 5
Client apps replace the need for your presence entirely.
Month 6 · D-Day
We switch off your access and scale to infinite throughput.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
42
Souls tasted per shift
99.9%
Accuracy in flavor detection
100%
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the void and a pamphlet.
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