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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour supplier database is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
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Automated procurement with zero human hesitation.
toast.youAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
renegotiates your entire supply chain by breakfast
You spend all day negotiating vendor contracts and tracking global supply chain deliveries to keep costs low.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about their shipping capacity over a coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The AI scans your existing vendor contracts to identify price leakage.
Month 5
An agent auto-emails vendors to demand lower rates for bulk parts.
Month 11
Sensors and API feeds replace your manual status update phone calls.
Month 18
Algorithms predict stock needs and trigger orders before you realize.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human oversight is removed as the machine executes all procurement autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 per day
Emails ignored
12,000 active
Spreadsheet rows
3 per week
Vendor lunches
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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