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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour spreadsheets of vendor prices are just data points for us.
Master of the PO and hunter of the lowest margin.
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Automated procurement for maximum margin.
sluurp.you▸ VENDORBOT-X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates contracts while you sleep
You spend all day negotiating component costs and tracking global supply chains via ERP systems and emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about their lead times.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts indexing every vendor email you have ever sent.
Week 6
Bots automatically request quotes from all vendors on your list.
Week 12
The system negotiates real-time rates against global market price indices.
Month 4
Suppliers now input their own data directly into our platform.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system takes over all sourcing decisions without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
140
Emails per day
80,000
Spreadsheet rows
3 percent
Vendor price errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our vendor-tracking SaaS.
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