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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsMixing kale smoothies for rodents is a temporary career choice.
Professional juice-shaker and listener of spa-day grievances.
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Perfect pours, zero human conversation.
bzzt.youAI▸ SMOOTHIESTATION PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blends kale without making a mess
You measure juices, blend superfoods, and listen to thirsty spa-goers. Your days involve cleaning blenders and managing inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their health goals during their order.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scales track exactly how much kale juice disappears daily.
Month 7
Clients order via tablets to remove your manual input.
Month 16
A liquid dispenser replaces your hand-pouring of expensive extracts.
Year 2.2
Self-washing internal nozzles make your scrubbing ritual redundant.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine takes over all mixing and polite nodding duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2 percent
Average spill rate
100 percent
Human chatter fatigue
84 units
Total recipes memorised
Your severance
A crate of high-end wheatgrass seeds.
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