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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling moon real estate to people who have never been there.
Professional dream-seller for the final frontier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals in the vacuum of space.
oof.youAI▸ ORBITSALES V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates revenue projections via real-time market simulation
You pitch space-based services to government agencies and private firms while maintaining complex, high-stakes client relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts sending cold emails that sound remarkably like yours.
Month 3
Software writes the boring paperwork for government contracts automatically.
Month 10
Digital replicas present slide decks to clients without yawning.
Month 16
Smart CRM sensors track client moods better than your memory.
Year 2 · D-Day
An automated system closes your final lead while you pack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000
Cold calls per lightyear
12.5
Average ego size (m^3)
1,200,000
Powerpoint slides produced
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-habitable asteroid.
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