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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track millions in hardware while praying the radio link holds up.
High-altitude babysitter of expensive, drifting metal hunks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision telemetry for the silent void.
blub.you▸ ORBITALSENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes orbital trajectories in real-time
You monitor orbital telemetry, manage power budgets, and execute maneuver burns for classified assets. We do all of this, but faster and without the existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure line of legacy code causes the satellite to tumble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model begins ingesting all satellite telemetry to learn your manual correction patterns.
Month 6
An autonomous agent calculates and executes routine station-keeping maneuvers without human intervention.
Month 12
Diagnostic routines identify and resolve system faults faster than your caffeine-deprived brain.
Month 16
A single server cluster manages the entire satellite constellation simultaneously.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as OrbitalSentinel takes total control of the void.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.2%
4.2%
Human error probability
99.999%
System uptime requirements
High
Coffee consumed during burns
Your severance
A decommissioned satellite dish and a commemorative lapel pin.
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