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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Space Force Lieutenant jobs? · Latest report #ea776dbb
Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsOrbiting the planet to make sure nobody touches the expensive satellites.
Junior officer (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally existential dread).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Watch the void without the human error.
no no noyouAI▸ ORBITALGUARD V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters orbital debris from critical telemetry streams
Monitoring telemetry data for satellite constellations and managing secure communications protocols for command-level space situational awareness.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to panic appropriately when the sensors stop reporting data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software cleans up your telemetry feeds before you even wake up.
Month 7
The AI writes your morning status reports with perfect, dry accuracy.
Month 16
Algorithms predict debris collisions before they ever appear on screen.
Year 2.3
Secure autonomous links replace the need for your manual authorization codes.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The command center runs entirely without human biological intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 hourly
Satellite drift alerts
1.2 liters
Caffeine consumed per shift
slow
Human decision reaction time
Your severance
A decommissioned satellite part and a handshake.
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