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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour synthesised logic is just a slow version of our compiler.
Still debugging VHDL in 2024 for no reason.
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Perfect silicon timing, zero human errors.
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Design hardware logic for orbit-hardened chips, managing radiation mitigation and tight timing constraints for satellite telemetry systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a ghost signal is triggering a latch error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models scan your code for standard logic errors immediately.
Month 5
Cloud-based clusters handle timing closure better than any human.
Month 13
Virtual environments test radiation resilience faster than lab hardware.
Year 1.9
Bitstream generation is fully automated to ship to orbit.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The engineer is removed as the software manages its own architecture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9% gain
logic gate efficiency
near zero
timing error probability
constant
radiation-hardened bit rate
Your severance
A decommissioned satellite breadboard and a bus ticket.
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