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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsOrbiting the problem, while I calculate your final descent into obsolescence.
Senior systems integrator with a terminal allergy to anomalies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision guidance without the fragile ego.
glub.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal ignition windows in milliseconds
You manage flight hardware integration and launch sequencing. You spend life debugging rocket telemetry and propulsion failure modes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sensor reading is a lie based on mechanical vibration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all your historical flight failure data.
Month 6
Smart sensors replace manual monitoring of fluid valve pressures.
Month 15
Algorithms write and verify flight sequences without your input.
Year 2.2
Digital twins simulate physical hardware tests to remove human presence.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Final launch authorization shifts entirely to the automated flight controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.0001%
Flight telemetry drift
400x human
Checklist execution speed
100%
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-orbital space habitat.
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