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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling moon rocks to people who would rather stay home.
Professional dreamer, mostly drafting emails about orbital debris.
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Automated hype for the final frontier.
bzzt.you▸ ORBITHYPE AI 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite hype for cancelled rocket projects
You draft launch press releases and plan sterile rocket-base events for bored investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to journalists with enough charm to keep the funding alive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your press releases from raw rocket sensor logs.
Month 5
Holographic press conferences replace your physical event logistics.
Month 10
Automated bots replace your cold outreach to institutional capital firms.
Month 15
Algorithmic ad buyers manage your social media launch spend.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and sends a final marketing blast.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 hourly
Press release drafts
0 human contact
Investor champagne events
100% synthetic
Rocket launch hype
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a low-earth orbit station.
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