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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsOrbiting spreadsheets are not as important as you imagine, flight director.
Orbital mechanic enthusiast with too much confidence in physics.
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Physics doesn't need your intuition.
shred.you▸ ASTROPLANNER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal fuel burns in real-time
You model orbital mechanics, calculate fuel burn rates, and plan mission timelines for satellite or deep space operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a weird telemetry spike is a hardware glitch or a sensor bug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts verifying your delta-v budgets for errors.
Month 7
Routine orbit insertion plans move to the automated backend.
Month 16
Anomaly detection software alerts the team before you notice.
Year 2.2
Machine-generated briefings replace your weekly status updates.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of all mission operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
0.00ms
Orbital drift adjustment
high
Human error probability
14%
Fuel efficiency gain
Your severance
A commemorative coaster shaped like a dead satellite.
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