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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsOrbiting the problem while your code circles the drain.
Mission Control dev (mostly C++, perpetually stressed about launch).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero gravity, zero human error.
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patches flight firmware while the craft orbits
You write flight software and verify requirements for satellite hardware. You fix bugs in C++ while fearing vacuum seals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the satellite is spinning in reverse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads your spec documents and writes the first unit tests.
Month 6
Models scan your repo for memory leaks while you sleep.
Month 13
Automated environments now validate flight paths without human intervention.
Month 20
The system pushes verified binaries directly to the satellite link.
Year 2 · D-Day
You receive a polite email and your IDE access evaporates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4:1
Coffee-to-bug ratio
1800 annually
Hours spent on documentation
92 percent
Code reviews ignored
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-terrestrial data center.
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