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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Space Operations Controller jobs? · Latest report #ntr6ae3b
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track satellites while our algorithms actually keep them in orbit.
Professional screen-watcher of blinking dots in the dark.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect orbits without the human panic.
toast.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal deorbit trajectories in nanoseconds
You monitor orbital telemetry and coordinate ground-link handovers. Automation now manages station-keeping and collision avoidance maneuvers for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which panicked government agency gets the bad news first.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The software starts suggesting the maneuvers you used to calculate manually.
Month 5
Sensors automatically flag and resolve telemetry errors without human intervention.
Month 10
Ground station handovers are now handled by an algorithmic relay protocol.
Month 15
Management limits you to observing the screen instead of touching it.
Month 19 · D-Day
The terminal locks you out as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Orbital collision alerts ignored
Four liters
Coffee consumed per shift
0.003ms
Seconds to resolve drift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent asteroid colony.
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