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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour rewrite of a press release is already a template for us.
Entrepreneurial journalist, mostly chasing launch windows and press releases.
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Mining space news before the rocket launches.
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filters jargon into human-readable sentiment
You synthesize technical launch logs into newsletters. You chase founders for quotes that reveal nothing of substance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when a space CEO is lying in a press conference.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers ingest every launch manifest and press release instantly.
Month 4
Models translate corporate PR speak into actual news value.
Month 8
Templates generate your daily newsletter before the coffee finishes brewing.
Month 12
Algorithms bypass you to query company databases for specific insights.
Month 13 · D-Day
The site publishes real-time analysis without your manual oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12000
Fact-checks per hour
0%
Empathy for rocket billionaires
99.9%
Newsletter open rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a low earth orbit simulation.
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