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the 2011 retirement
Already deprecatedDefending a vacuum from non-existent enemies is officially a closed chapter.
Highly specialized in imaginary orbital defense strategies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total absence of tactical human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ ORBITAL-SILENCE 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 2011 RETIREMENTAI's Special Power
maintains silence in the vacuum of space
This role involved guarding a spacecraft that no longer exists and fighting nonexistent space threats.
The one thing AI can't do
You were the only one who could look cool in a pressurized helmet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1981
Human personnel board the shuttle for orbital operations.
1995
Automated guidance systems begin to outpace manual targeting.
2005
Command identifies that space shuttles do not actually need gunners.
2011
The final mission lands and the program shuts down.
Already
The role became purely academic and entirely extinct.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
zero
enemies engaged
none
missile locks
n/a
g-force tolerance
Your severance
A vintage mission patch and a stern handshake.
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