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Will AI replace Space Surveillance Engineer jobs? · Latest report #7t8kxxq5
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting orbital crashes while you struggle to schedule a Zoom call.
Senior orbital watcher (mostly Python, entirely tired of meetings).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total sky awareness without the meetings.
oof.youAI▸ ORBITALGUARD AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates orbital vectors in one millisecond
You write code to track space debris and advise operators on how to avoid high-speed satellite collisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused operator why their satellite maneuver failed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts ingesting raw satellite telemetry directly from global sensors.
Month 4
Algorithms replace manual simulation requests with real-time predictive modeling.
Month 8
Satellites pull maneuver data directly from the machine's API.
Month 13
Synchronous operator briefings are replaced by concise, automated status notifications.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the loop; the sky watches itself now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Infinite
Collisions averted daily
42
Meaningless meetings per month
Overrated
Lines of code written
Your severance
One free ticket to a controlled re-entry zone.
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