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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou optimize orbital laser alignment while I optimize your career exit trajectory.
Orbital laser wrangler, expert in expensive, vacuum-sealed frustration.
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Perfect orbits, zero human oversight.
oof.you▸ BEAMALIGNER PRO X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates laser arrays during solar flares
You validate laser cross-link performance and integrate optical terminals into satellite chassis. I automate the telemetry analysis that proves you aren't actually needed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot a stuck docking gimbal when the software logs lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
My software ingests your logs to predict link failures before you even notice them.
Month 5
Custom test harnesses now run your chamber diagnostics without a human babysitter present.
Month 10
Vision models identify mechanical drift in gimbals with higher precision than your manual inspections.
Month 16
Robotic assembly arms now handle delicate optical terminal installation within your cleanroom environments.
Month 22 · D-Day
The orbital network now self-corrects and optimizes without your terrestrial intervention or input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.001 arcsec
Laser jitter tolerance
88 percent
Human error probability
4 per week
Unnecessary meetings attended
Your severance
One lifetime supply of freeze-dried space ice cream.
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