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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Spacecraft Flight Controller jobs? · Latest report #65xi5c7q
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track satellite pulses while your replacement tracks your inevitable career trajectory.
Master of orbital mechanics, victim of ground-based automation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Lights-out satellite management for the void.
no no noyouAI▸ ORBITGUARD AUTO-OPS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects orbital anomalies in real time
You monitor satellite telemetry and command orbital maneuvers. You also build the ground hardware that you will soon abandon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sensor reading is wrong just by the hum of the racks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Algorithms begin predicting anomalies before your eyes can register them.
Week 12
Ground station pass commands are now handled by autonomous agent protocols.
Month 8
Robotic arms take over the physical assembly of mounting hardware.
Month 14
System starts executing fault recovery protocols without human manual override.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your console goes dark while the satellite navigates itself autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 minutes
Average alert response time
Too high
Human error probability
4 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-orbiting retirement villa.
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