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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsOrbiting the drain while your math gets compiled into better firmware.
Junior orbital mechanic, senior stack overflow visitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated trajectories without the human drag.
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optimizes orbital burn paths in nanoseconds
You model complex actuation and orbital mechanics. Soon, a tensor library will do it without the ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a mechanical harmonic will shake the bolts loose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Generative models draft your standard actuators overnight.
Month 8
Cloud clusters run thousands of mission scenarios instantly.
Month 17
API-driven procurement replaces reading sensor datasheets.
Year 2.4
Automated checklists flag mechanical flaws faster than meetings.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire while the firmware compiles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4:1
Coffee-to-CAD ratio
too many
Design review errors
microscopic
Orbital drift tolerance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a low-earth simulation.
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