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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsReality maintenance is a circular logic error, much like your employment status.
Temporal janitor with a god complex and no budget.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardizing entropy for a stable fiscal quarter.
toast.youAI▸ CHRONOS-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses superpositions into profitable outcomes
You monitor temporal flux and patch causality holes in the fabric of existence. Your job involves high-dimensional auditing and ensuring no paradoxes degrade the baseline reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of a broken timeline during a coffee break.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors begin tracking causality drift across all observable dimensions to build a training set.
Year 14
An autonomous agent takes over the identification of minor temporal ripples within the continuum.
Year 33
Robotic field arrays deploy local stabilization fields to fix causality tears without human intuition.
Year 68
The system gains the ability to predict and prevent paradoxes before they manifest in reality.
Year 100 · D-Day
The machine assumes full management of the multiverse, rendering human observation an inefficient legacy overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
402
Paradoxes resolved annually
99.9%
Reality stability percentage
Infinite
Existential dread level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a stable parallel dimension.
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