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Your job has an expiration date
December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour career was a marathon of paperwork ending in eternal stagnation.
Master of the Oposición and King of the Stamp.
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Paperwork processed before you finish your coffee.
squeeze.you▸ BUREAUBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies every application with extreme prejudice
You process endless citizen files and stamps documents while guarding a permanent government position.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the complex, illogical history of why a specific form exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Simple web portals replace the first layer of physical intake.
Week 12
Robotic arms apply the official government seal with perfect alignment.
Month 8
AI models learn to interpret every obscure law you memorized.
Month 17
Algorithms handle all file approvals based on strict logic rules.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The office closes and the stamp machines are sold for scrap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
402
Stamps applied per day
8
Coffee breaks taken
12%
Files lost in transit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent department.
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